One of my favorite quotes

After outmaneuvering Rommel, Patton said, "Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I read your book." Point being, preparations are essential for success. That said, its funny that Gus was looking at webpages searching for different beers and I spent the time counting all of the different types of beers at my local Fred Meyer store. 132 if you can believe it... I decided to make myself a mixed bag six pack to wet my whistle (To the horror of the lady at the check stand). I thought this old lady was going to have a heart attack, I couldn't believe it. Since I hadn't been drinking yet, I was fast on my feet and told her that I only used beers that were the same price as the beer box I had brought up to the register. Crisis diverted, she said, "Oh well, then I guess I can just ring up the box and its ok." THANK GOD! We didn't have to change her Depends. Stupid Bitch, the box I used was the cheapest of the six beers and you completely fucked up the inventory. I love taking advantage of old people.